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You've done so much good for so many folks 'round here, if they're ain't listenin' to you, they ain't listening to no one. so they trust you, huh? Elsie ( Relationship +2) You do look good! Hey, I'm serious! Everyone's seein' your good qualities I guess. Even when I'm eatin', you're still workin'. Yoou're workin' when I get up, when I doze off, when I'm herdin' cattle, catchin' birds. → Because I've worked hard for this town. Because I've worked hard for this town.Hey, Player, why's it when you say soemthin', do soemthin', everyone's always listenin' to you! Why it's so easy to trust you? He really did somethin' unspeakable, but I wish everyone would just calm down and talk! Not like anyone will ever listen to me. I'm the same with you, if someone said somethin' bad about you, no way I'd take that!Īrgh, I'm jus' so confused! I dunno what to do. → Some people are just evil, maybe Mi-an is too.īut you know Mi-an! She loves plants an' stuff! No way she'd do that! Elsie ( Relationship -3) Right? That's what I'm sayin'! There's no way you'd abandon yer friend!īut nah, like, it looks like it's one way, but. Some people are just evil, maybe Mi-an is too.What if Burgess came along one day, an' he's sayin' Mi-an's been cuttin' down all the trees, an' he's sent her to tree jail. I got, like, you an' Mi-an, right? You know each other real long. WLike, how can I describe I'm feelin' now? It's like. when I was sic, I got attacked by a monster, an' he saved me. He was jus' standin' there laughin' at me! But he told me to slow down, an' I wouldn't get hurt. When I was little, I remember I tried to climb this tree. I ain't givin' up yet! Or esle I wouldn't be this angry, y'know? I jus', wish I could ask him what's goin' on. He ain't good at hidin' nothin' this ain't him! I never thought I'd see 'im doin' these kinda thing. Where's he now, huh? I jus' go an' ask him. I jus' can't make no head or tails of it! Why'd he take Matilda? What can the heck do you want!? Why can't you jus' talk about it!? I dunno, I ain't like, hatin' him really, I guess. Logan! I can't believe he'd betray us like that! I hate him! Yeah! I can't believe he'd betray us like that! I hate him! Oh, Player, I didn't see you there! I musta been so worked up, didn't notice nothin'. One evening the player finds Elsie alone at the Outskirts near the Water World talking to herself:Įlsie turns around to see the Player behind her, she will greet them: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() The best foundation for effective nutrition is common sense. Just don’t ignore this important component of effective gym use.īe a health nut, a vegan or even just moderately sensible, but don’t think you can have a successful commitment to fitness without considering what goes into your body every day. 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![]() ![]() Un hombre misterioso llamado Darryl Van Horne se traslada a Eastwick y, tras un plan desconocido, se hace amigo de las mujeres y da rienda suelta a sus poderes sobrenaturales. Television, y se estrenó el 23 de septiembre de 2009 a las 10:00 PM Hora del Este / Central 21:00. La trama sigue las vidas de tres desconocidas, Roxanne, Joanna y Kat, que se reúnen en una fuente de los deseos y pronto se convierten en amigas. En Estados Unidos la serie se emitió en ABC y fue producido por Curly Girly en asociación con Warner Bros. Eastwick es una drama televisivo estadounidense, desarrollada para la televisión por Maggie Friedman, adaptando la novela de John Updike, Las Brujas de Eastwick.The series was developed by Maggie Friedman, and starred Paul Gross as the infamous Darryl Van Horne, alongside Jaime Ray Newman, Lindsay Price, and Rebecca Romijn as the eponymous witches. Eastwick is an American fantasy comedy-drama television series based on John Updike's 1984 novel The Witches of Eastwick which aired on ABC from September 23 until December 30, 2009.Television produziert und startete am 23. Die Serie wurde von Curly Girly in Zusammenarbeit mit Warner Bros. Die Serie ist eine Adaption des Buches Die Hexen von Eastwick von John Updike. Eastwick ist eine US-amerikanische Fantasy-Fernsehserie von Maggie Friedman.Maybe this will get better, but right now I'm more excited about Desperate Housewives, a show that has its own troubles, but where the campy divas are at least allowed to be truly larger-than-life, where malice can stretch its legs, not just wobble about in high heels. Bonus negative points for clichéd use of the song "Baby did a bad, bad thing."Īs I suspected in my earlier post, the wonderful Canadian actor Paul Gross is wasted as Darryl Van Horne. (He actually uses the phrase, "Touch her again and I'll kill ya." And follows it up with, "He is a child you need a man.") When the witches do something "bad," they do it by accident, or repent immediately. (And then losing it when they fall for the Master of all PUAs.) Instead of garden-variety sexist bores, they face date-rapists and abusers everywhere, turning the devil into as much of a stalwart rescuer as an instigator of orgies. On almost every front, they've softened the material into mush: It's witchcraft as assertiveness-training self-help - nearly the opposite of the original theme, which was not about women learning to speak up and party down, but about women getting high on their own rage, malice, and power. (She sleeps with a young man, not a married man.) It's chick lit cut with Ally McBeal - they alternately stutter and sass, a bunch of weaklings, except for Romijn, whose character is the closest to the original, but with all her bad behavior watered down into mere sassiness. The movie was not nearly as good, but it was pretty hot, because it had fantastic actresses (Susan Sarandon, Cher, and Michelle Pfeiffer!) and Jack Nicholson winking so hard he practically broke his winker.īut while that original trio consisted of a depressive sculptor, an acid-tongued violinist, and a manipulative journalist, the TV series has transformed them into refugees from a very bad romantic comedy: a lovelorn ditzy single chick, an unhappily married mouse, and a strutting cougar played by the fabulous Rebecca Romijn (bring her back to Ugly Betty!). ![]() It was Updike's revenge on his feminist critics, and it was a masterpiece of malice, an attack on what he saw as the excesses of seventies female-superiority Goddess ideology. ![]() These quasi-feminist outcasts slutted it up with every married man around. The original book was a wildly effective misogynist satire, a nasty portrait of three widows who'd killed their husbands divorced women who had bewitched their husbands out of existence - and who were terrible mothers, neglectful and dismissive - bridling against their Puritan small town. Not fair, not right.īut now I've earned my own malice. I figured I shouldn't violate my own prime directive: Don't hate anything you haven't really immersed yourself in. ![]() |
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